Dear brat

Why do I look at your blog? You are as fucking selfish as the day I ditched you. Maybe it’s just fascinating at the way your army of codependent enablers coddle you although you rarely appreciate it. You need to grow the fuck up, your 27 year old going on five shit gets less cute…

Who gives a fuck!?

Now that it’s warm, it’s panhandling season. Fucking everywhere in my neighborhood. I usually go to Jewel super early to avoid nonsense. In the nearly empty parking lot some crazed fuck approached me and immediately unleashed some well practiced story on me. Blah blah my grandma lives on Morse and blah blah blah I’m gay…

fucktard alley

I spent another harrowing few hours with polock assholes having tantrums just to get a little fresh meat and a lot of bland canned goods. The volunteers were extra fucking weird and didn’t grasp the concept I was listening to an audiobook and didn’t want to talk about Jesus. Headphones! How do they fucking work?…

Watching Two and a Half men before the Flash is real comfy, but I wish there was a better 6pm lineup. I’ve seen all of the Charlie episodes. Back in the 1990s they’d show reruns of Star Trek TNG on my hometown nbc station 4pmishand that was comfier, I never got tired of those episodes….

Adventures in the wasteland

So I get off the bus about ten am and there’s a stocky drunk black guy punching the air, doing boxing moves and threatening people. I make a wide berth around him and he fucking follows me, cursing me out. I pictured how quickly to knock him down and kick his fucking teeth in. I…

randomness

As I get older, I try to find more enjoyment in being a homebody in the winter. I feel like I’m getting rads in Fallout venturing out into the cold taking another freaky ride on the Cta. It is like a dangerous section of the wasteland just getting to the El some days, a gauntlet…

adventures of a welfare fuck

Yesterday was an outstanding day for fucktarded food pantry tantrums, I first went to a place that you can go to four days a week, its not listed on the food depository finder page save for their soup kitchen. Some old european asscock decided to shove a loudmouthed black dude jockeying for a place in line,…

Life in the jungle

I made the mistake of being out after dark, when the mutants start running buckwild. This wild eyed, happy but psychotic looking middle aged basketball American gets out of the el Station and immediately starts yelling about selling “loose squares”, expectantly looking around and nobody was in sight. Ugh.

Ungrateful welfare leech

A big part of my life sucking off the welfare tit is going to food panties. I barely get LINK, so I spend it on spices and oil to cook the weird shit I get from food pantries. Almost all of them give you pretty standard stuff, oatmeal, rice, cans of beef stew, canned veggies….

Oh, great, another damn blogger

I fucked up pretty badly in life, so at my age, I’m a welfare fuck, living in subsidized housing in arguably one of Chicago’s worst neighborhoods. The short walk from my free apartment is treacherous, people just wander aimlessly on the sidewalk like bad A.I. in a 1980’s 8 bit game. You get forced onto…